Here's some Shavian wit I thought up about political or social ideas. Try not to take them too seriously. I wondered if you had any others to add or could improve on the current ones.
NATIONALISM IS IMPRISONMENT COSMOPOLITANISM IS FREEDOM
CAPITALISM IS PLUTOCRACY SOCIALISM IS DEMOCRACY
PACIFISM IS SUBMISSION WAR IS SURVIVAL
CHOICE IS INEQUALITY REDISTRIBUTION IS EQUALITY
PRAGMATISM IS BLINDNESS IDEOLOGY IS VISION
SUPERSTITION IS REGRESSION SCIENCE IS PROGRESSION
COMPETITION IS DESTRUCTION COOPERATION IS CREATION
MORALITY IS CASTIGATION AMORALITY IS ACCEPTANCE
IDEALISM IS RESTRICTION MATERIALISM IS POWER
POLYLINGUILISM IS NATIONALISM MONOLINGUILISM IS COSMOPOLITANISM
DECENTRALISATION IS DEVOLUTION CENTRALISATION IS EVOLUTION
OCCUPATION IS IGNORANCE BOREDOM IS PHILOSOPHY
TRADITION IS DECAY REVOLUTION IS GROWTH
PERMANENCY IS DEATH CHANGE IS LIFE
EMPLOYMENT IS SLOTH SLOTH IS EMPLOYMENT
PROPERTY IS THEFT THEFT IS REDISTRIBUTION
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All that is rational is real; all that is real is rational
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